Film Forum: Seabiscuit Comes in Fifth
"Christian critics rate Seabiscuit, Lara Croft: The Cradle of Life, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over, Northfork, and Masked and Anonymous. Plus, the debate over Mel Gibson's film about Jesus intensifies"
Jeffrey Overstreet | posted 7/01/2003 12:00AM

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Strangely, those critics upset about the language and the brothel scene register little or no complaint about the ethical indiscretion at the center of the film. Mainstream critic Roger Ebert (Chicago Sun-Times) picks up on that: "If Seabiscuit has a weakness, it's the movie's curious indifference to betting." He concludes that he "liked the movie a whole lot without quite loving it. Ross and his cinematographer, John Schwartzman, get amazingly close to the action. The movie gives me a much better sense of how difficult and dangerous it is to ride one of those grand animals in a race."
David Denby (New Yorker) calls the film "effective and satisfying—both realistic and poetic, and always vivid emotionally." But he frowns at "an element of Oscar-grabbing opportunism and bullying…. When a director exploits our hardwired responses to pathos, he fails, so to speak, a test of honor. For all his skill and tact, Gary Ross often fails in that way. At its worst, the triumphalism of Seabiscuit is not far from the shiny American glow emanating from an official Presidential-campaign film."
Steve Salier (UPI) is harsher on the film. "Seabiscuit … turns out to be 2003's Road to Perdition: a gorgeous but dramatically inert lump of summer Oscar-bait. Ross's long, sentimental, and predictable script is an object lesson in how not to adapt a good book."
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Croft
poor on craft
Angelina Jolie is back flaunting her physique in another action movie aimed at audiences of adolescent boys. Lara Croft, Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life follows the further adventures of video game heroine Lara Croft in a continent-hopping quest to find the legendary Pandora's Box and keep it out of the hands of malevolent Chinese crime lords and a villain who wants to use the box as a weapon of mass destruction.
Director Jan De Bont (Speed) piles on references to Raiders of the Lost Ark, but critics claim that such allusions fail to elevate the adventure to Indiana Jones-level quality.
"There's plenty to look at for two hours but there's not much to enjoy," says Michael Elliott (Movie Parables). "The film is a bore, plodding on from plot point to plot point with little energy and less purpose. Never having played a video game featuring Lara Croft, I have no idea how faithful this film is to the spirit of the character. All I know is if the game is anything like the movie, I'll stick with Donkey Kong."
Bob Smithouser (Focus on the Family) calls it "noisy, numbing eye candy that dares us to care a lick about what's going on." Smithouser is troubled by the ongoing trend of films that "pit men and women against each other in brutal hand-to-hand combat, sometimes to the death, and often with sexual overtones."
David DiCerto (Catholic News Service) says, "At the end of the day there are only two types of moviegoers: those who care if Lara Croft ever finds Pandora's fabled box and those who do not. For those who do … The Cradle of Life is sheer escapist fun. For those who do not, [the film] amounts to little more than a ridiculous exercise in excess."
Lisa Rice and Tom Snyder (Movieguide) go easy on it: "The movie contains some fun, but campy, action sequences, a mixed pagan worldview, and some scary scenes with monsters."
Most critics
hope
Game Over
translates to "franchise over"
Last week, Film Forum featured early reviews of the third installment in Richard Rodriguez's popular Spy Kids series. Those reviews were generally positive; critics voiced their praise for the movie's virtues.