Like a Sloppy Wet Kiss
You know you are at a worship conference sponsored by David Crowder when a fog machine kicks in and gobo lights wash the stage in color while the Welcome Wagon sings an exquisitely spare version of "Hail to the Lord's Anointed." It makes you wonder what the Moravian James Montgomery (1771-1854), author of the hymn, would have thought.
This past weekend I had the privilege of attending Crowder's Fantastical Church Music Conference in Waco, Texas. Presenters included folks like Louie Giglio and Francis Chan. The songwriters spanned a broad range of musical styles: from the "liturgical" BiFrost Arts group to the R&B sounds of Israel Houghton, from the hard rock tones of Gungor and Paper Route to the minimalist soundscape of The Civil Wars. Never heard of them? Mostly neither had I.

Author David Taylor (2nd from right) with Joshua Banner, Derek Webb and David Crowder
I had, however, heard of Charlie Peacock and Matt Redman, second and third generation songwriters of contemporary worship music respectively. I had seen Derek Webb the "firebrand" live in 1993. I had watched Jars of Clay on David Letterman in 1996. I knew many at Duke Divinity School did not think highly of Hillsong music. I knew Rob Bell was persona non grata in certain Reformed circles. And I knew that this lyric might cause near cosmic eye-rolling: "So heaven meets earth like a sloppy wet kiss," courtesy of North Carolinian songwriter John Mark McMillan. Oh, the sentimentalism of it. Did it have to be sloppy? Could it not be transcendently circumspect?
For the two thousand of us in attendance, one question occupied our minds: What do all these musicians have to do with each other? The easy answer is nothing. According to David Crowder, however, much. For me the conference represented an exercise in subversive hopefulness.
But since it's more fun to criticize, I'd like to share four things that rubbed me the wrong way. In fact I'm going to do what annoys me: impulsively react. I'm going to criticize, then criticize my criticism. Why? For two reasons: one, I too frequently find critiques of contemporary worship music to be lazy, and two, I left the conference feeling very encouraged. Did that surprise me? Sure. But that only tells you something about my little faith.
Ok, then, let's criticize.
1. Circumcision! No, skinny jeans!
In the book of Galatians, St. Paul rebukes the "foolish" believers for looking to circumcision as a way to establish an identity marker over against outsiders. He tells them that the only identity marker that matters is the presence of the Spirit. Looking around the Green Room at the conference, I saw lots of skinny jeans. I saw baroque tattoos trailing down people's arms, funny hats and thin mustaches, raggedy hair and fussy glasses and a handful of scowls. I thought, "This is so goofy. Skinny jeans are goofy. It's just a way for artists to be cool, which is another way for them to be not like normal people. And what's up with wearing funny hats when you lead us in worship? All that does is to draw attention to yourself."
Then I thought, a suit and tie is goofy. So too are liturgical robes. At one level they symbolize a theological and spiritual posture before God. They matter, yes. But at another level they represent cultural ideas of what is appropriate, and therefore to those outside the given culture they seem "goofy." The suit and tie appears as a 17th century invention, while ecclesiastical robes exist as leftovers of late Roman culture. So why should skinny jeans be intrinsically inappropriate? They are not. In fact, once I imagined the "alternative" crowd that Michael Gungor leads into worship in Denver, Colorado, I got over my bad attitude and gratefully received his hymns.

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Russell Brownworth
"Sloppy wet kiss"? Contextualize? Somehow the image of two out-of-control beautiful people on a wide screen attempting to swallow each other do nothing to help create a sense of worship, no matter how many four dollar words you use to describe disgusting. Not my cup of tea, thank you.
Richard Michael
Don Moen is coming to Dubai. The budget for it is half a million dollars...for a a two hour 'worship' event. The average price of a ticket is $60, the priciest being $109 (near the stage) to $27 for a seat a long way (it's being held in the tennis stadium). For children aged 3+ you need to pay adult prices. The next night you can 'Dine with Don' at a cost of $137 dollars (single) to $218 per couple. This is in a city where the majority of Christians are Asians and the average monthly salary for Asians is around $400. So for a husband and wife plus two children over 2 years of age to go it will cost in the region of 1-2 weeks wages. And Dubai, in case Don and his entourage (apparently he has to bring a 10 member band and crew and stay in a nice hotel) don't know, Dubai is in the 10/40 window. Not all worship leaders are like this (Don cannot claim ignorance, because I wrote to his org to tell them), but when worship leaders are treated like rock stars, then that says it all.
Mark Clark
Every time I think of music in worship I think of this passage and its companion in Ephesians. It is written to a diverse group of people from a crossroads of cultures. It addresses the historical roots (psalms), cultural relevance (hymns) and spiritual experience (spiritual songs). The focus was unity in Christ’s peace as His indwelling Word energized them to teach and admonish with wisdom—not likes and dislikes. Bottom line: do it all to honor Him and do it thankfully, with gratitude. Colossians 3:15-17 (NIV) Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful. Let the word of Christ dwell in you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom, and as you sing psalms, hymns and spiritual songs with gratitude in your hearts to God. And whatever you do, whether in word or deed, do it all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God the Father through him.
Ted Olsen
For what it's worth, here's McMillan on "sloppy wet kiss" and David Crowder's change to "unforseen kiss": http://johnmarkmcmillan.blogspot.com/2009/09/how-he-loves-david-crowder-and -sloppy.html
Jay Davis
And then you have The Salvation Army preaching and leading worship with Uniforms and in many places a Brass Band...What a variety of gifted people serving and loving Christ!