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Legion Our rating: Your rating:   Your Comments: see all MPAA rating: R (for strong bloody violence and language) Genre: Action, Horror, Science Fiction Theater release: January 22, 2010 Directed by: Scott Stewart Runtime: 1 hour 40 minutes Cast: Paul Bettany (Michael), Lucas Black (Jeep Hanson), Adrianne Palicki (Charlie), Dennis Quaid (Bob Hanson), Tyrese Gibson (Kyle Williams), Kevin Durrand (Gabriel), Doug Jones (Ice Cream Man) Related: Talk About It/Family Corner

Legion redefines the "disaster movie," though not in the apocalyptic sense that director Scott Stewart intended.

The film is a confused mess of ideas reminiscent of The Prophecy, The Matrix, and the standard horror/action standoff depicted in virtually every zombie movie. Oddly enough, Stewart steals most heavily from The Terminator, in both story and imagery. (James Cameron ought to sue concerning the desert highway shots with the voiceovers.)

Whatever. Legion is a rip-off any way you slice it, and not just because the action and core storyline are both so derivative. The plot is ultimately nonsensical, the questions it raises are never answered, and a recap of the details should be enough to turn off any Christian with half a brain—though attempting to summarize the story is good enough for some laughs. That's because Legion pretends to be about spiritual/apocalyptic warfare, but ultimately depicts nothing more than the confused cynicism of the filmmakers.

Paul Bettany as the Archangle Michael

In Legion, God has given up on mankind … again. Why? The movie never specifies beyond generic references to mankind's propensity for hatred, racism, and war. One character says it's because God is "sick of all the [BS]." That's apparently a brilliant enough answer for Stewart (who co-wrote) to use in the movie twice.

As the film points out, God used a flood to destroy humanity last time. Now the extermination is to be carried out by the angels, his "dogs of heaven." Golly, you'd think God would be more efficient than that and do it himself, right? Why not use a global catastrophe like the one depicted in 2012?

All right, angels it is—because they look cool. Except one of them, Michael (Paul Bettany), still has faith and love for mankind—according to him, equal to the Lord's. So he defies God's orders, comes to earth, chops off his wings, and removes some sort of mystical collar that's never explained. Then he proceeds to the local armory and steals an arsenal of weapons to protect the last hope of all mankind. (More on that in a bit.)

Tyrese Gibson as Kyle

Now in Legion, angels can fly and deflect bullets with their steely wings, as well as use them to cut their foes in half. So why would Michael dispose of his wings readily? For that matter, much like demons (or the agents in The Matrix), angels can supposedly possess the "weak-willed" to do their bidding. This causes human eyes to become dark, their teeth to grow pointy, and allows them to climb the walls like some scuttling ghoul—yet bullets will still bring them down. Once again, given all their strength and power, why would angels (and God) go this route to carry out the death sentence?

Here's the kicker: In defiance of God and his army of angels, Michael arrives with a car trunk full of machine guns to protect a young pregnant waitress named Charlie (Adrianne Palicki), who is on the verge of giving birth to … who? John Connor? Neo? Superman? Since the story takes place around Christmas, one would think the story is suggesting the Second Coming of Christ—except of course, God wants this child dead and Jesus is never mentioned in the movie (excluding profanity). All we know is that the baby's survival is the only hope that mankind has.

Any further questions? Sorry, Legion never answers them. It's all lazy spiritual mumbo jumbo between the characters holed up at the Paradise Falls diner (natch) in the middle of nowhere. Percy (Charles Dutton), the diner's cook, tells Michael that none of this sounds like what he knows of God in the Bible; the archangel then more or less dismisses the Bible as a source of truth. That should give you an idea of how much this movie respects the source material.

Jeanette Miller as Gladys

However, the filmmakers' depiction of God in Legion is quite inconsistent. Mankind is supposedly worthy of eradication because we're so hate-filled. Yet in two different scenes, the angel-possessed lay traps that prey on the good intentions of characters willing to risk their lives to save others. Michael foreshadows this earlier in noting how the angel-possessed were initially testing the strength of characters, but will later test their weaknesses. Since when in God's universe is selfless sacrifice a weakness, and why are these angels in the right with such evil tactics?

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