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May 26, 2012

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Priest
Superhero priests versus vampires? How bad could it be? Quite.






Priest

Our rating: 1½ Stars - Weak Your rating:
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MPAA rating: PG-13
(for intense sequences of violence and action, disturbing images and brief strong language)

Genre: Action, Horror

Theater release:
May 13, 2011
by Screen Gems

Directed by: Scott Charles Stewart

Runtime: 1 hour 27 minutes

Cast: Paul Bettany (Priest), Karl Urban (Black Hat), Cam Gigandet (Hicks), Maggie Q (Priestess), Lily Collins (Lucy Pace), Christopher Plummer (Monsignor Orelas)

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Director Scott Charles Stewart seems to be making a career out of erasing Jesus from history, and celebrating supernatural heroes who rebel against God for the greater good … in apocalyptic action/horror movies starring Paul Bettany.

"Let's pretend the New Testament never happened" is how Stewart reportedly spun his 2010 apocalyptic thriller Legion to Christian actor Doug Jones. Legion is set in an alternate-reality version of the 21st century in which God sends the archangel Gabriel to destroy humanity, but Michael (Bettany) goes rogue to defend mankind against the forces of heaven. (Despite the "New Testament never happened" vibe, stray hints of Jesus' impact on history crop up here and there, as when a character refers to the "21st century," or even in the profane use of "Christ.")

Stewart's latest is Priest, a thoroughly repugnant Western/wuxia/sci-fi/horror/action mashup, based on a Korean graphic novel, that's replete with the language and iconography of the New Testament and the church age, particularly the Catholic church. Yet here it's like the New Testament happened without Jesus—without the Incarnation, without good news, without grace.

Paul Bettany as Priest, Josh Wingate as Familiar No
Paul Bettany as Priest, Josh Wingate as Familiar No

There is a "church"; there are "clergy"; there are "priests" who take vows of celibacy and obedience and are called "Father." There is ritual confession and mention of "absolution," with words taken directly from the Catholic rite and penance with prescribed recitations of Hail Marys and Our Fathers. There are echoes of the Gospels—but the gospel, the good news, appears to be entirely missing in this world.

There are crosses everywhere, and characters use the sign of the cross in prayer. The film ends with an overtly Eucharistic ritual, celebrated by Christopher Plummer's evil Monsignor. There's even a visual echo of Calvary, with three murdered priests hung up on a trio of crosses, like Christ flanked by the two thieves. Yet despite these direct passion-narrative echoes—and the obvious Catholic milieu—there are no crucifixes; the crosses never display a corpus, a depiction of the body of Jesus on the cross. The significance of the cross in this world, like the church itself, is unexplained and unconnected to faith in a historical founder; the cross is only a talisman, a charm or a weapon (often literally; cruciform daggers and throwing stars abound).

The church in this world is depicted as a despotic, Orwellian oligarchy, from much the same mold as Pullman's Magisterium, brainwashing the masses with mantras like "God protects you; the church protects you" and "To go against the church is to go against God." This mantra is applied absolutely and across the board, with no fine distinctions between dogma and discipline or acknowledgments regarding the absolute authority of conscience as per the teaching of Thomas Aquinas and Blessed John Henry Newman. (Gosh, that last sentence feels like using a cannon to swat a mosquito, but hey, the mosquito was asking for it.)

Cam Gigandet as Hicks
Cam Gigandet as Hicks

The movie's "priests" are Jedi-like holy warriors who won a great victory in a major war with mankind's ancient enemies the vampires, which makes Priest sound about 17 million times cooler and more interesting than it is. That's before adding that it's also a take-off of The Searchers with Bettany's Priest in the John Wayne role as a loner veteran unable to reassimilate into society after the war who goes on a quest to save his kidnapped niece (Lily Collins) or kill her if she's been infected by her vampire captors.

That's right, vampires (who live on "reservations" after the war) are the new Comanche; and the fact that they're slavering monsters who are about as articulate and interesting as the cave troll in Fellowship of the Ring removes Priest about as far from The Searchers' cross-examination of the Wayne character's racism as could be imagined. Even Native Americans and others who weren't offended by the recent "Geronimo" code-name controversy might be put off by this bit of cinematic reimagining.




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Peter Challis

February 27, 2012  11:44am

This is not a biblical movie, and they were not trying to portray any particular church or faith in detail. If they were, it would be Judeo Christian....maybe. It's purely entertainment, with a typical good against evil, and good will always win scenario. Like Batman, Superman or any other super hero, Priest is the hero of the people. He bows to no false authority that will not do what is right by the people he protects. Vampires do not exist, and are not a metaphor for anything or any one. They in some vampire genre's are good, and in others are evil - depends who is writing. Don't read anything into it, you either like that kind of move, which I do, or you don't - and that is ok too.

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Jonathan M

February 14, 2012  9:00pm

Just happened to stumble upon this, and was wondering what a Christian take on this would be. I myself am a born again Christian and thoroughly enjoyed the movie for what it was, entertainment. Just thought I would point out for those who may read this later, the shattering of the Rosary was not a sacrilegious move as depicted in this review. It was, as shown in the movie, a distraction. The guards with guns watch the beads fall and hit the floor, which gives the Priest the upper hand. Funny how that was missed as they focus on one guards eyes during that scene as he shifts his gaze to the beads.

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Allie G

May 26, 2011  12:02am

Seems that, considering the type of films Mr. Bettany has chosen to be part of as of late (clunking through substandard scripts), his issue isn't so much atheism as it is anger with God. We'd be best praying for him

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