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1. "Nice haircut! We used to do something like that with my mom's poodle!"
   
   
2. "Oh, an '81 Pinto. How nice. My last date drove a brand-new Porsche 911 Carrera. Way too showy."
   
   
3. "Is that your perfume or did we just walk past a dead skunk?"
   
   
4. "I've got a great idea! Let's sing some camp songs while we wait here in line for the movie. Kum Ba Yah, my Lord! Kum Ba Yah! Everybody! Kum Ba Yah, my Lord! … "
   
   
5. "That's so cool how you make your voice crack like that in the middle of a sentence! Most guys are self-conscious about it. But not you!"
   
   
6. "All right! All-you-can-eat pizza! Last time I scarfed 36 slices before I got sick. Wonder if I can beat that tonight?"
   
   
7. "Um, there must have been a mistake. The costume party isn't until next Friday night."
   
   
8. "Did you know I'm ambidextrous? I can pick wax out of my ears with BOTH pinkies at the same time. Watch!"
   
   
9. "Rats! It looks like I left my wallet at home again! What's that, nine times in a row? I'm sorry. You don't mind paying again, do you?"
   
   
10. "I still can't believe you said yes when I asked you out! The last 38 I tried all said no. I was going for a Guinness World Record!"

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