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Mind Games
Take our quiz to find out how well you really know your spouse!
Phil Callaway | posted 9/12/2008
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The gift my husband most loves to receive on his birthday:
A. Socks. Lots and lots of socks
B. Flowers and cute underwear
C. Cheesecake. Served by me—wearing only socks
After a tough day at work my husband loves it when I:
A. Gripe about the way his belt doesn't match his shoes
B. Gripe about the way my belt doesn't match my shoes
C. Ask about the big game
My husband's nickname for our bed is:
A. Old Lumpy
B. Headache Generator
C. The Hibachi
After he uses the facilities at our house, the toilet seat is:
A. Don't ask
B. Glued in the upright position
C. Like our marriage—sometimes up, sometimes down
Outside the bedroom, my husband's favorite activity is:
A. Standing near the fitting room, holding my purse while I try on outfits in multiples of five
B. Going to the video store to help me decide between all the Julia Roberts chickflicks
C. Figuring out ways to get us back in the bedroom
How do you and your husband like to settle differences of opinion?
A. We don't disagree. I'm the queen
B. He spends the night on the plaid BarcaLounger
C. A good discussion, some black forest cake, and … well, none of your beeswax
On our twenty-fifth anniversary, the song title that will best describe our sex life will be:
A. The theme from Mission: Impossible
B. "Wishin' and Hopin'"
C. "Oh, What A Night!"
How to score:
Give yourself one point each time you selected "C." If you did so at least five times, it is now safe to come out of the bathroom and show your husband what you've been laughing about. If you circled only "A" or "B," stay in there and take the test again. Collect 100 bonus points if you smiled at least twice during this quiz, and 1,000 more if you resolved afresh to love the guy God gave you.
Phil Callaway, an MP regular contributor, is a popular speaker and author of numerous books including Growing Up on the Edge of the World (Harvest House Publishers). You can visit Phil at www.philcallaway.com.
Copyright © 2004 by the author or Christianity Today International/Marriage Partnership magazine. Click here for reprint information on Marriage Partnership.
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