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Needless Needling
One couple's bad behavior makes us reflect on our own.
Christy Scannell
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We have friends, a married couple named Don and Lee Ann, who are notorious for ruining most any event to which they're invited—and even the ones they host. In fact, my husband, Rich, and I refer to them privately as "The Needlers" because their behavior is so much like the characters in that recurring Saturday Night Live sketch.
If you haven't seen it, SNL's Needlers are a couple who constantly badger—or "needle"—each other with put-downs, causing everyone around them to grow increasingly uncomfortable. But while an SNL portrayal is funny in its over-the-top way, our Needler friends aren't such a joy to be around when they launch their poison arrows at each other.
Usually, the exchange starts with something harmless, such as Don mentioning that he washed their cars that day. As I'm busy shooting Rich a friendly "wow, you could do that, too" look, Lee Ann quietly launches her first arrow.
"Yeah, you got busy with that because you knew my sister was coming over," she says with an agitated tone.
As a race announcer would say, "They're in the gate, and … they're off!"
Don: "Like I'd want to spend any more time than necessary with her."
Lee Ann: "Oh, that's right, you don't have to be around when my family visits but I have to wait on yours hand and foot."
Don: "You wouldn't know what waiting on someone 'hand and foot' even means, Miss Pampered."
Lee Ann: "Huh, like Mr. White Bread over there has a clue. I'll bet when you were little your mom never got so drugged out that she couldn't make dinner."
Don: "Are you 9 or 39? Get over your childhood finally!"
At this point, Lee Ann darts from the room to cry. Meanwhile, I have a big decision. Do I:
1. Follow her for the millionth time to listen to her sob over her bad marriage;
2. Stay with the rest of the group but risk Lee Ann accusing me of taking Don's side rather than hers;
3. Go home (if this is, hopefully, happening anywhere but our house).
Fortunately these meltdowns tend to occur at the end of our evenings together, so Rich and I usually can excuse ourselves and make the great escape. A while back, out of desperation we even developed a secret sign—one of us removes his or her watch and rebuckles it—so we know when it's time to go.
After enduring an episode with Don and Lee Ann, I'm always struck by the responsibility we have as Christians to help people understand that marriage is a model for the God relationship. Don and Lee Ann were raised in church but long ago gave up on religion and call themselves agnostics now. The result of this abandonment of God is reflected in their marriage. But it's not much better for the increasing number of active Christians I encounter who only have bitter, ugly words for their spouses.
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