The Next Caption Contest

What are your captions for this cartoon by Dik LaPine? We know Out of Ur and Leadership readers will have some great ones on this theme.

Winning entries will be published in the Summer 2007 edition of Leadership. Please include your name, your church's name, city, and state.

May 03, 2007

Displaying 1–10 of 44 comments

D Ricci

May 30, 2007  3:40pm

I'm so glad the Elder board approved the cost of the new a/v equipment. I used to only see Daddy on taped "Family Dinner" and "My Birthday" movies!! Now he's actually LIVE at home, and on tape here -instead of the other way around!! Pastor's Kid Prairie Community Church Firestone, CO

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Jeff Harmon

May 15, 2007  7:48pm

"Oh, my favorite part of the service is coming up next. The sim-eul-charist!"

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RODNEY TAN

May 15, 2007  9:02am

The pastor is showing the good, the bad and the ugly side of human nature.

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Donald Wilson

May 15, 2007  7:28am

I'm worried that Pastor Wally's been reading too many "Where's Wally?" books to his children. Donald Wilson Beaumont Uniting Church South Australia

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Sherrio

May 11, 2007  12:13pm

1. "Did you know Pastor Bob is preaching via satellite now? Yea, I think I'll attend via satellite next week!" 2. "Just wait til you see the outakes. They're hilarious!" 3. "Yea, this is the first week without the pulpit...it's safer this way." Sherri Osborne Titusville Free Methodist Church Titusville, PA

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Justin Mooney

May 10, 2007  4:25pm

" A lot of members have been getting upset about all the reruns lately and are losing interest, but Pastor John assured us in the bulletin that the next new episode should air any week now..." Justin Mooney Village Church Rosholt, WI

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Rick Sheets

May 10, 2007  10:50am

This is REALLY COOL getting to have our own private showing of "Spider-man 3", when your pastor is finished! They're showing "Pirates of the Carribean" next week.

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Miriam Gaddis

May 10, 2007  10:50am

These Tele-conferencing Services are GREAT! We can leave and he'll never know!

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Tim Bistline

May 10, 2007  10:16am

Here at the church of "an inch deep and a mile wide", our Pastor's heart appears to be 10 times bigger on TV!

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Jeff Webb

May 09, 2007  11:28pm

1. "We'll be right back... but first this message from GEICO" 2. "Welcome to 1st Baptist Church of Holywood, I'm Ed McBacon your host for this mornings service... Now Heeeeeeeere's Pastor Johnny!" 3. "Can you see me now?... Can you see me now?... Can you see me now?" 4. "Lucy, don't you just love our outreach to shut-in Pastor's." 5. Billy Graham– eat your heart out! 6. Lucy, I cried when I lost my butcher to self service meat... but this is ridiculous. 7. "Who chose THIS DVD! 8. "Hey Lucy, let's go to Starbuck's– I saw this one last week." 9. "Wow, he's really pulling out the stop's for sweeps week." I quit. Jeff Webb FairHaven Ministries Hudsonville, MI

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