Hello. You have reached the office of the Center for Anytimechurching. All our lines are busy right now, but if you would care to hold, your call will be taken in turn.

We at the Center offer a wide variety of modern services not available at the local community church. The staff gears the programs for specific, homogeneous groups, but we also offer a mixed-group option. Every night of the week we have scheduled small group meetings, house Bible studies, or such fellowship parties as gourmet dinners or simple-lifestyle-arts-and-crafts get togethers. We run a school that goes from kindergarten through college, and our continuing education department offers courses ranging from how to grow house plants to conversational Chinese. We even teach lacquering.

When you join our center, you receive a plastic yeschurch card embossed with your personal church number. We enter it in our computer, which provides a printout profile of you and the programs for which you are registered. Registration must be done with this card. And as you enter the sanctuary you must insert the card in the time-saving worship terminal located in the vestibule. At that time you punch in the amount of your offering.

This card will also entitle you to use our new drive-up sermon service. If you miss one of our six, streamlined Sunday morning services, merely drive up to our video window, insert your card, and the small screen will show you the service you missed. We also have a twenty-four-hour pastoral counseling center. By using your card at the small mini-terminal and pushing the appropriate problem button—for example, alcoholism, marital problems, depression—you will receive an hour-long cassette counseling session. The counselor on the tape will insert encouraging ...

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