{"id":40533,"date":"2016-06-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.christianitytoday.com\/pastors\/preaching\/sermon-illustrations\/columnist-on-complexity-of-modern-life\/"},"modified":"2016-06-27T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2016-06-27T00:00:00","slug":"columnist-on-complexity-of-modern-life","status":"publish","type":"sermon-illustrations","link":"https:\/\/www.christianitytoday.com\/pastors\/preaching\/sermon-illustrations\/columnist-on-complexity-of-modern-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Columnist on the Complexity of Modern Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\t\t\t<em class=\"citation\">Wall Street Journal<\/em> columnist Joe Queenan made some funny comments on the complexity and information overload of modern life:<\/p>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>I bought a sinus rinse the other day. Just a basic, no-frills sinus rinse. 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