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Just then, Joey, a recruiter for the occult and part of the coven, came and sat next to Manuel. Joey likes to talk and has a foul mouth, so Tim prayed silently, &quot;Lord, keep his ears open and his mouth closed.&quot; Joey didn&#39;t say a word.<\/p>\n\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Then Jack came and sat on the other side of Manuel. Jack is an atheist philosopher who loves to talk but doesn&#39;t ever get very far. Tim prayed the same silent prayer, and Jack didn&#39;t say a word.<\/p>\n\n<\/blockquote>\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>Finally, &quot;Psycho Saul&quot; came up behind Tim. Psycho Saul is the leader of the vampires. He is tall, thin, and pale, and he dresses all in black with a long black trench coat and long frizzy hair down his back. 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