The Little Flowers of Dan Quisenberry

i.m. (1953-1998)

I’ve had so many good things happen to me. So why not me?

And why not there, in that relic-worthy skull, where his good-willed thrust and parry with the local press existed in its jocular fullness?

I think Christ would do it that way. Or Steve Garvey.

Hardly a laureled Hall of Famer, but saintly in the modern sense, still hero enough, emblazoned on my place mat, his submarine curveball thrown.

No man is worth more than another, and none is worth more than $12.95.

He’d be clutch in the ninth, seal the game after afternoon bullpen slumber: those summer double-headers in the grim bubble of the Metrodome:

I don’t think there are any good uses for nuclear weapons, but this might be one.

I-70 World Series that year, whole state euphoric, that autumn of ’85. Was a Royals victory “God’s will”? Of course! Their winning meant I’d be assertive.

God is concerned with hungry people and justice, not my saves.

New boy in Cardinal Country, I crowed and wagged my mouth and galloped to class wearing a plastic batter’s helmet. When last bell rang I got my ass whipped.

I’m here! It’s Merry Christmas!

There are toys in my locker. Gloves and bats and balls.

Friend of Dad’s swore Quiz was a neighbor, single men in suburban apartments. He gave me a signed ball (real? maybe? doubtful now) for a birthday present.

I have seen the future, and it’s much like the present, only longer.

No idea where that ball went. For ten years I’ve been reprobate, estranged by boredom from the mediocre Royals. The game never changes, but people change.

Brett Foster is assistant professor of English at Wheaton College, where he teaches creative writing and Renaissance literature.