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Ministry, Underinflated

What counts as a ministry cheat?

Leadership Journal January 27, 2015

Last week controversy erupted when New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady held a press conference in which he repeatedly denied knowing of any tampering with footballs prior to the Patriots’ AFC Championship win. Since then “Deflategate” has been hotly debated by pundits, politicians, and even scientists. We don’t know much about deflated footballs, but we wanted in on the fun. So we took to Twitter with a related ministry question for church leaders:

What is the ministry equivalent of playing with a deflated football?

Some of the top responses:

Planting people in the congregation to respond to an altar call to get things moving. @TylerWS

Referring to transfer growth as “revival.” @MarkDrinnenberg

Ghostwriters and sermon research assistants. @jr_briggs

Counting visitors as regular attenders. @JoelMayward

Putting a little something “extra” in your water when you preach a fire & brimstone sermon. @BamaBacon

Plagiarized sermons. @Peacemeal5

Saying you put aside the message you "had prepared" to go with "the one the Spirit just gave you" on the way to pulpit. @stevejnorman

Counting online "church" attendance. @garetrobinson

Tucking your notes inside your Bible so it looks like you're freewheelin' it straight from the text. @StephenMcAlpin

Using The Message Bible. @Daniel__J

Whatever Joel Osteen is doing. @RichardReeb

Now it’s your turn. What are some other ministry sorta cheats?

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