Dan Pegoda

A Passive Aggressive Christmas

Sunset Clause

Selfie Generation

Santa Sees a Counselor

First Pastor on the Moon

Pastoral Oversight

Celebrity Pastor

Tangled Up Over Christmas

Need New Material

Subtle Messages

Dropped Calls

In an effort to go green, I'll be recycling some sermons from a couple of years ago.

Going Green

Okay…generally speaking…I'm starting to rethink this whole "real time tweet" idea.

Rethinking the Real-Time Tweet

Just a sec… quick status update: "Made spontaneous joke, got BIG laugh!"

Quick Status Update

And Moses spoke, saying… it's loading… it's loading…He said… um… "Don't forget the cantaloupe." No wait.

And Moses Spoke

Even en route to lunch, the Search Committee kept their eyes peeled.

The Search Committee

Sermon Unwritten

Join Us! (and Gain, Easily, 75-100 Friends on Facebook)

Come to Church, Gain Facebook Friends

Speaking Wisdom to Sleeping Preacher

Shoot. I did it again. I strongly disagreed, yet said “Good sermon, Pastor.”

Habit of Agreeing with the Sermon

Let's see...I'll take better, richer, and, hmmmm, in health.

Selective Wedding Vows

Dave Veerman, Neil Wilson and Dan Pegoda

Let's all rise as we open to hymn number three hundred and forty-two.

Pastor “Rises” to Sing

Okay! Okay! But this is the last time we'll repeat any of the verses. Seriously, this is it! I've got a sermon to preach here!

Never-ending Hymn

Hymn #267 spawns an unexpected moon-walk from Ministry of Music Ronny Jiles.

Spontaneous Moon-Walk in Worship

Hello, this is Pastor Bill of “The Third Assembly of the Enthusiastic Disciples of Continual Latter Day Light,” where our motto is “The Friendly Pews with the Good News.” We'd like to have you leave your name and message after the tone, but unfortunately we've fun out of room on the tape--

Run-on Church Phone Message

Dave Veerman, Neil Wilson and Dan Pegoda

By the time my out-patient surgery got to the end of the prayer chain, I'd had all my limbs amputated, died, and left $100,000 to the building fund.

Prayer and Gossip Chain

David L. McAllister and Dan Pegoda

It occurs to Rev. Billings in the middle of point #2 that point #3 misses the point entirely.

Sermon Gaffe

Okay! Okay! So, maybe point number five doesn't necessarily follow!

God Stops the Lengthy Sermon

Pastor Jeffries took on a weightier subject than usual...and all the people could do was watch.

A Sermon of Weighty Subject

The awkward moment after Deacon Bill (L) uttered something much deeper than Pastor Joe (R) usually comes up with.

The Wisdom of Deacons

Let's see, Pastor Leland has Thursday open—would you prefer regular or quality time?

Qualifying Pastor’s Time

What he said...What they heard...

Not Listening to the Preacher

Bret Hammond and Dan Pegoda

Be back [grunt] with you in a [sigh] sec. Just felt a little [gasp] tightness going into the fourth [groan] verse. There.

Loosening Up to Preach