The Week magazine runs a column called "What's Next?," a regular contest based on current events. In a recent issue they asked readers to submit answers to the following question:
The late TV chef Anthony Bourdain advised: "Your body is not a temple, it's an amusement park. Enjoy the ride." What would be a good name for a theme park ride based on the typical American's body?
Here were some of the best answers:
- Sedentary Mountain
- Cholester-Roll
- Plumper Cars
- Tunnel of Love Handles
- The Tragic Kingdom
- The Expanding Universe
- SORRY—ride closed due to poor maintenance
