After church, where she had been taught about the Second Coming, a little girl was quizzing her mother.
"Mommy, do you believe Jesus will come back?"
"Yes."
"Could he come this week?"
"Yes."
"Today?"
"Yes."
"Could he come in the next hour?"
"Yes."
"In a few minutes?"
"Yes, dear."
"Mommy, would you comb my hair?"