Following an Easter service, a woman approached a pastor I know and asked, "So what happened with Jesus after the Resurrection?"
"Well, he ascended into heaven and he's still alive," the pastor said.
"I know he was resurrected, but he's alive?" she said.
"Yes, he's alive."
"Alive? ALIVE?! Why didn't you tell me?!"
For the next two weeks, she telephoned everyone she knew and exclaimed, "Jesus is alive! Did you know he's alive?!"
