Say what you will about Shoot 'Em Up, you have to give the madcap actioner points for truth in advertising. With a title like that, you don't exactly expect an intricate plot or lavish character development. And it's a good thing too. Shoot 'Em Up couldn't care less about such finer points. It's one preposterous action sequence after another; a film in which the escalation of violence is inversely proportional to its plummeting taste.

While minding his own business on a bench one evening, the generically named Mr. Smith (Clive Owen) witnesses a terrified pregnant woman stagger past him and into a dilapidated building with gun-wielding thugs hot on her heels. Mr. Smith reaches into his trench coat, pulls out a large carrot from which he takes a hefty bite, and proceeds to use it to kill or maim the small army. Unfortunately the pregnant woman is killed in the ensuing hail of gunfire, but not before the handy-to-have-around Mr. Smith delivers her baby and safely flees the scene.

Clive Owen as Mr. Smith

Clive Owen as Mr. Smith

It's obvious that Mr. Smith has no idea what to do with the child. Nor does his unlikely ally, a prostitute named DQ (Monica Bellucci)—but at least she's better equipped for the task than the carrot munching Smith, who talks her into caring for the baby while he snoops around and tries to figure out why Mr. Hertz (Paul Giamatti), an FBI profiler gone bad, keeps sending a seemingly inexhaustible supply of expendable henchmen to kill the child. What Smith uncovers is a convoluted marriage of convenience between the largest gun manufacturer in America and an ailing presidential candidate who hopes to harvest the child's bone marrow.

Not that most actions films are slaves to realism and authenticity, but Shoot 'Em Up delights in being so over the top as to brandish its outlandishness as a badge of honor. One absurd sequence leads to another as it tries to outdo every action film that has gone before it—a shootout takes place during sexual intercourse, another while skydiving. With a dozen such sequences, Shoot 'Em Up's frenetic pace leaves little time for catching one's breath. If and when the film does slow down, it is usually so that Smith can mutter the sort of cringe-inducing one-liners James Bond or Arnold Schwarzenegger used to deliver.

Monica Bellucci as DQ, taking care of the baby

Monica Bellucci as DQ, taking care of the baby

Shoot 'Em Up is the first theatrical release for director Michael Davis, who is best known for trashy, direct-to-DVD releases. Don't be fooled. That Shoot 'Em Up made it to the big screen does not mean that it is in any way superior to his previous efforts. Davis' direction is dark and sloppy, a slapdash cinematography that hopes viewers will be so focused on the absurdist mayhem that they won't notice how clumsy and incompetent the film is. Mr. Davis, you are no American John Woo.

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Over-the-top, mindless action—simply for the sake of unadulterated entertainment—is OK for what it is, but what is unforgivable here is the shoddy execution. But what perhaps makes Shoot 'Em Up most difficult to bear is that it is populated with truly wonderful actors. The terrific Owen plays the anti-Bond, hinting at the very traits that made so many speculate over his chances for taking over the 007 role, even while simultaneously tearing them down. When Smith commandeers a BMW at one point in the film, we cannot help but think the filmmakers are paying homage to the series of Owen's extremely enjoyable, 2001 BMW commercials, The Hire. Obviously Owen is relishing a chance to stash his brain and run around with guns, but he doesn't seem to be having all that much fun.

Paul Giamatti as Mr. Hertz

Paul Giamatti as Mr. Hertz

Quite the opposite with Paul Giamatti, the stellar actor who has chosen a number of baddies for his recent roles. While he is fun to watch as the scene-chewing hitman who is constantly interrupted by his none-the-wiser wife in the midst of committing the most violent crimes, he is more parody than substance. Funny and creepy, he plays the role with relish … and cheese. Italian superstar Monica Bellucci is a competent actress, but she falls victim to a problem many actors have when performing in a language other than their native tongue—they concentrate on their enunciation at the expense of their performance.

Shoot 'Em Up is a film that purports, in its press materials, to "poke fun at America's big obsessions—guns and breasts and violence—in that order." But it's a mixed message if ever there was one—a tactless, tasteless cartoon that uses the high-minded ideals of satire and social commentary to cloak the fact that it is interested in nothing more than shamelessly pandering to the most base, juvenile parts of our nature.

Talk About It

Discussion starters
  1. Mr. Smith didn't have to step in and intervene, much less risk his own life caring for the tiny, innocent baby. Where does such selflessness come from (aside from the screenwriter's pen!)?
  2. Bodies fall like cordwood in this film. At what point does desensitization occur? Is there any danger that this "life is cheap" philosophy may burrow its way into our Christian worldview?
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  1. At what point, for you, does a film cross the line from something mindless and fun to something offensive and potentially dangerous?

The Family Corner

For parents to consider

Shoot 'Em Up is rated R for pervasive strong bloody violence, sexuality and some language. The film is a barrage of vulgarity and bad taste from beginning to end. It's replete with exceptionally strong, pervasive language, excessive violence and gore, and blatant sexual fetish situations. Take the R rating very seriously.

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Shoot 'Em Up
Our Rating
1½ Stars - Weak
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Mpaa Rating
R (for pervasive strong bloody violence, sexuality and some language)
Directed By
Michael Davis
Run Time
1 hour 26 minutes
Cast
Clive Owen, Monica Bellucci, Paul Giamatti
Theatre Release
September 07, 2007 by New Line Cinema
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