Some headlines are just made for comments threads, even if you feel a little bad about poking fun at a guy's name.
From Catholic News Agency: Bishop George Lucas appointed to Archdiocese of Omaha
"He'd better not take the Yub Yub song out of Revelation."
"I don't care what the archbishop says. Goliath did not shoot first!"
"All excommunications over the creation of Howard the Duck are hereby withdrawn."
"The good news: The archdiocese will no longer collect offerings. The bad news: It's retaining all merchandising rights."