Calvin Prof Arrested on Cocaine Charges

"While an English vicar breaks the record for longest sermon, parishioners elsewhere get in trouble for not listening"
Calvin professor arrested on cocaine delivery charges
What's worse than being a highly respected Christian college and having one of your professors busted on drug charges? How about having two of your professors busted on cocaine charges? How about having one of them busted on delivery charges? And how about having that professor being director of the school's criminal justice program? Talk about a public relations disaster.

Preaching record set
Weblog has been to a church where if the pastor's sermon went one or two minutes past its allotted time, parishioners would start fidgeting like crazy, some even offering fake coughs. They would have never made it in Chris Sterry's Church of England parish in Whalley, England—the vicar just broke the record for the world's longest sermon, ending his preaching after 28 hours and 45 minutes. He was allowed to take a 15-minute break every eight hours, but otherwise continued preaching straight through the day and night (he had a special "pulpit potty" installed for the event). "He is doing well. He is not talking rubbish. It's actually making sense," said one local supporter in the middle of the preaching marathon.

As another religious weblogger noted, with Sterry's parishoners coming and going throughout the sermon, it's still unknown what the record is for listening to a sermon. But those who bore easily, like those in that church Weblog attended, should take note of what happens to fidgeters. Firefighters had to be called to rescue an unnamed 16-year-old churchgoer in Edmonds, Washington, after the teen got his finger stuck in a pew pencil holder. "He was kind of embarrassed," firefighter Randy Hills tells The Herald. Apparently embarrassed enough—or reverent enough—to sit quietly, ...

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