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• Just in time for Halloween: Ten reasons why the resurrected Jesus was not a zombie.
• On the same theme, I'm not sure about calling this a Christian horror movie.
• In more movie news, "an EMT tells a dying construction worker about Jesus, resulting in a legal battle." The creators of God's Not Dead are working on a new movie about religious liberty.
• Perhaps The Vatican's Synod on the Family didn't flip flop on homosexuality, but rather their original statement contained an error in the English translation. (The words valuing and evaluating are indeed fairly close.)
• Love this analysis from the New York Observer: "Every major church growth breakthrough happens on the heels of a communication breakthrough. Rome built roads, and then Paul planted churches. Alexander conquered the then known world and gave it one common language, and the New Testament was canonized in his Koine Greek. The printing press was invented, and Martin Luther put a Bible in the hands of anyone who wanted one."